By Laura Levine
While writer-for-hire Jaine Austen indicators directly to script vows for the final word Bridezilla, "I do's" quickly develop into "I want I hadn't's"--and curtains for the bride spell a veil of woes for Jaine. . .
Jaine's authorized her proportion of lame gigs to pay the debts, yet rewriting Shakespeare's received to be an rock bottom. The fiasco starts with a decision from Jaine's high-school nemesis, uber wealthy uber witch Patti Devane. it kind of feels Patti will quickly be sashaying down the aisle with one other former classmate from Hermosa excessive, and she'd just like the alternate of vows to awaken Romeo and Juliet. . .except with no the "downer" of an ending.
Even worse than the task itself is facing Patti as a shopper. at the least Jaine's no longer on my own, as no one can stand the not easy, spoiled, and really impolite Bridezilla from Hell. Patti's controlled to rack up an amazingly lengthy checklist of enemies very quickly, no longer the least of whom contain her potential partner's mother, the soon-to-be ex-wife of Patti's stolen soon-to-be groom, and with reference to every body focused on the marriage arrangements. So it's not an entire shock while the erstwhile Juliet plunges to her dying in the course of her balcony scene.
The loosened bolts that introduced down the bride have been essentially an act of sabotage--what's now not so seen is whom, between Patti's various haters, dedicated this homicide so much foul. was once it the caterer she threatened to damage? The bridesmaid tossed out of the marriage get together for being too overweight? Jaine's made up our minds to benefit the truth--if purely to finish the hideous stroll down reminiscence lane kicked off by way of her organization with Patti.
Between heading off advances from the nerd of her highschool nightmares and knowing how one can cease Prozac the cat from corrupting the victim's puppy Poodle, Jaine's involvement thus retains veering among comedy and tragedy. that's, till one other physique is discovered--and the killer starts off laying plot for a last act--starring Jaine. . .